Sunday, 28 May 2006

Impressive Tools

The Pork Report:
by Hamlet, your porcine correspondent:
I've got to admit, at times I'm pretty jealous of the Big Bloke. He gets to play with all these great tools, and all I have is a snout and a pair of tusks. That said, I get a lot done with what nature's provided - you should see the size of the rocks I've dug up.

Now where was I ... ah yes, impressive tools. This weekend, he hired a nifty hand-operated forklift to winch up these monstrous steel beams. Made it look like a piece of cake.
Hmmmm cake. Anyone got some?
Hamlet
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Sunday, 21 May 2006

Big Beams and Brute Strength

The Port Report:
by Hamlet, your porcine correspondent
Last weekend, the Young Bloke came up to give the Big Bloke a lift with the structural steel beams. There was a fair bit of macho heaving and sweating and grunting - that beam was a monster. I have to admit it was pretty impressive, although, just between us, I was a bit miffed that Phil didn't let me out of the pen to help. If it's brute strength he wanted, I'm full to bursting with it. Surely he knows that by now.


Probably scared I'd show him up.
Hamlet
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Tuesday, 16 May 2006

Weird Angles on the Horizon

The Pork Report:
by Hamlet, your porcine correspondent

As a pig called Hamlet I cop quite a bit of flack about my name, as you may well imagine. Take the neighbour. Soon as he's in earshot of my pen, he likes nothing better than to holler out, "There's something rotten in the state of Eumundi!" Thinks he's God's gift to humour, I tell you ...


But enough about me. As you can see, the Big Bloke, as I call him, is really cracking along with the house framing. All sorts of weird angles are appearing on the Eumundi skyline. It's all quite exciting, although I'm a bit concerned about possible encroachments on the delightful 360 degree views I've been enjoying from my pen.
Still, a pig's not happy unless he has something to grumble about.
Hamlet
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Tuesday, 2 May 2006

Phil's Meccano Set

There he is, hard at it, playing with his oversized Meccano set.



You've got to admit though, it's a pretty impressive erection (sorry).
The fun has well and truly started.
Watch this space for updates.
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