The Port Report:
by Hamlet, your porcine correspondent
I do like the Neighbour's Wife - she's a very personable woman. The other day she emailed these great shots she'd taken from her place. She obviously has an appreciation of cutting edge architecture. And why wouldn't she - just look at those clean, modern lines; the economical use of space; the honest use of materials.
I'm talking about my place of course, the one to the top far right, tucked right under those shady trees. I mean, sure, the big place is interesting too - but hey, when you look at them side by side like this, there's no comparison. Look, here's a closeup:
A pigsty - now that's what I call architecture.
