Monday, 7 May 2007

What the ...!!?

The Pork Report:
by Hamlet, your porcine correspondent
Will you take a look at the view from my lower paddock! What the .... !!?


I'm apparently one helluva smart pig (too smart for my own good, they keep telling me), but I can't for the life of me work out how he's going to put a roof on that thing.

The other day he had a couple of sheets of roofing iron delivered, and has been banging on about doing "tests to see how it twists". I have no idea what he's talking about.

Hamlet
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My New Residence


After yet another lengthy hiatus (big words for a pig, I know), he's finally back building house ... my house that is.
At least he's got his priorities right. Yes, I realise Her Indoors has been waiting forever (or so she keeps reminding him) for her house to be finished but hey - it was an emergency. You see, I've grown rather ...er... tubby of late, to the point that my old place had become a little ... well ... snug.

My new residence is a quite stylish A-frame, although on closer inspection I'm not so sure about the entrance - seems a bit steep for my dainty trotters to handle. I think he needs to do a few modifications, but I'm not sure how to tell him without hurting his feelings.

Yep, definitely needs a set of steps, not to mention a back exit ...

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