Stuff accumulates, and I'm determined to be ruthless - particularly in the world of appliances. Only the stars will make it past the threshold.
But in "The Dream Kitchen" - one of a series of charming, room-setting vignettes that my hyperactive imagination leafs through 24/7 - my 70s vintage Kenwood is never far from centre stage:
Isn't he a hunk? I remember the day I first spotted him in the window of a secondhand shop in Boonah. Fell for him like a ton of bricks, I did.
What's that? Of course he's a bloke - look at that chiselled, no-nonsense profile. And he's so heart-throbbingly hefty and strong. Why, he even smells of grease.
But, I'd have to say, it was that handsome, mustard and tan complexion that really stole my heart. Yep, you can keep your curvaceous, pretty-in-pink Kitchenaids. Ken's the one for me.
He's in amazing shape for his age: like most chaps his vintage, he was built to last. In fact, he'd probably take on a bowl of cement if you let him. And if that weren't enough, he comes with a full kit of impressive tools (just check out his monogrammed beater) and a slick vinyl dust jacket.
Sigh ... I can't wait till it's just the two of us in The Dream Kitchen, spending quality time together, testing out his "planetary action" (honest - that's what it's called).
So if anyone has any suggestions as to cakes we can whip up on our first dates, I'd love to hear from you. In the meantime, I'll just go give him another rub down...